What’s the objective of making the list of top tweets by Pakistanis on Twitter? What should we achieve by using this list?
There are about 3 million Pakistanis on Twitter. We can make our tweets viral. I dont see Pakistan in any global Twitter infographic.
— Ahsan | احسن (@aey) November 9, 2013
I am collecting these tweets to give Pakistanis an opportunity. Retweet Pakistani tweets and make them viral on Twitter. We should be part of global Twitter stats and infographics. We deserve that!
Share this page with all of your friends on Twitter, Facebook and other social networking sites. There are many more tweets which should be part of this space, keep sending me the links. Thanks.
— Baby Bhutto (@BabyBhutto) March 26, 2013
Jack Wilshere : “If I went to Spain and lived there for five years I am not going to play for Spain.” Obviously, because you’re shit.
— Omair Aslam (@OmairrAslam) October 9, 2013
Got the sad news while campaigning. Our prayers and wishes for Imran Khan Sahib’s early & complete recovery.
— Maryam Nawaz Sharif (@MaryamNSharif) May 7, 2013
No, I’m not disappointed at all. Ppl of Pakistan have told us to work harder for next time. We need to prove we are worthy. Fair enough.
— Adeel Hashmi (@AdeelHashmi3) May 12, 2013
Over now the surprise was that I have got a special no to interact with my fans for the first time.0324 5100100
— Shahid Afridi (@SAfridiOfficial) September 7, 2013
The choking voice of Imran Khan from hospital bed should choke the political careers of those who have looted and plundered for decades.
— Saroor Ijaz (@SaroorIjaz) May 7, 2013
“What you seek is seeking you.” ― Rumi
— Ali Zafar (@AliZafarsays) September 28, 2011
An English professor married an Urdu teacher. They had a بb after 9 months.
— Shabbir Kazmi (@HaayeShabbir) October 17, 2013
Life is Test,Islam is best,namaz is best,World is only dust,If Quran is in chest,nothing need next,Obey ALLAH first.1st success wil b next:)
— Shahid Afridi (@SAfridiOfficial) October 9, 2013
Hi friends i learned English I worked very heard now I could spake English cleared
— IRTAZA RUBAB MEERA (@TheMeeraJee) September 30, 2012
Nawaz Sharif nominated for Nobel Peace Prize !!
— Maryam Nawaz Sharif (@MaryamNSharif) June 21, 2013
So many ppl died in Pakistan yesterday, and I don’t see any Pakistanis going mad the way they were about “I support gaza “! Hypocrite much?
— Sherry (@CherieDamour_) January 11, 2013
If you want to talk to Allah, then perform namaz. If you want Allah to talk to you, then read the Quran.
— Shahid Afridi (@SAfridiOfficial) October 5, 2013
Me: <inserts a copied tweet> People: THAT’S COPIED YOU DOUCHE! Cute girl: <inserts a copied tweet> People: This is the best. Hahahahaha.
— Draconian. (@StonedCider) August 28, 2013
Blue jeans, white hijab. Walked into the room and made my emaan kharaab.
— Burger Chooza (@MyDixonCider) May 18, 2013
Saroor Ijaz cannot be at the wrong side of history. Saroor Ijaz will cast his vote for Imran Khan in NA-122 on May 11. The Victory is Ours.
— Saroor Ijaz (@SaroorIjaz) May 9, 2013
Chaudhry Nisar’s seats are like a hair transplant, with every recount you lose a few.
— Saroor Ijaz (@SaroorIjaz) May 16, 2013
If you have a person you can text after not talking to for a month without the slightest hint of awkwardness, hold on to them, hold on tight
— E z a z i (@Ezazi_) June 23, 2013
Clifton Housewives have done to MQM what no military dictator, civilian govt, army, judiciary, opposition, media could do.
— Saroor Ijaz (@SaroorIjaz) May 18, 2013
“She raised her morals, he lowered his gaze.”
— Hira. (@HiraNazir23) August 19, 2013
Eyeliner pe halka haath behen. Larki ho ya panda?
— Iqra Shahid (@cupcakera) September 3, 2013
She: Kiss me. He: :* She: Original wali. He: :* ®
— Sarah | ساره (@KaafiSarah) October 1, 2013
A lion eats more than a dog – public awareness message for the people of Pakistan
— Arooj Zahra (@ArooojZahra) August 2, 2013
Pakistani Boys on twitter: ‘Weed’ ‘Alcohol’ ‘Cigarettes’ ‘I am high and shit’ Pakistani Boys in Real Life: ‘Ammi anday kitnay lanay hain?’
— Tuaha. (@iTuaha) November 27, 2013
B the best , No negativity , No weakness, No acquiescence to fear or disaster, No error of ignorance and No evasion from reality.
— Atif Aslam (@itsaadee) May 8, 2011
41 Sunni Pakistanis died in Peshawar. No vigils for them in Isb, Lhr or Karachi. Are social media activists on a Sunday leave, dare I say
— Saroor Ijaz (@SaroorIjaz) September 29, 2013
Friend: ‘twitter pe ho?’ Me: ‘ofcourse yaar’ Relative: ‘twitter pe ho?’ Me: ‘what? twit.. ter.. ye kya cheez hai?’
— Irtiza (@StonedCider) August 3, 2013
They talk about One Direction, while Taher Shah has conquered all directions.
— Ahsan | احسن (@aey) June 24, 2013
Indian Army opening fire on Sialkot check post is not a news but Chennai Express winning over hearts and minds of Pakistanis is BreakingNews
— Saroor Ijaz (@SaroorIjaz) August 11, 2013
She: Whatsapp? Me: No She: Viber Me:No She:Skype Me:No She:Bhai Karachi k lagtay ho Me: *Goes in the corner and cries*
— Nauman (@iNaumanDogar) October 3, 2013
I’m convinced that Pakistan is scriped by HBO.
— Adil Omar (@Adil_Omar) January 15, 2013
Game: The last word in your name defines you. Karachi: I’m Achi. Islamabad: I’m Bad. Peshawar: I’m War. Lahore: Fuck it, I’m out.
— Asad (@NotAPaidActor) September 27, 2013
A great sense of humor is seduction in slow motion,
— Emm (@ErumSKhan) August 28, 2013
Expensive cars have incredibly bad taste in human beings.
— Qirat Hamed (@QiratHamed) May 24, 2013
My memories of the celebration of the 1999 coup in Pakistan far too fresh & raw. We Pakistanis regretted that. Egyptians will regret this.
— Mosharraf Zaidi (@mosharrafzaidi) July 3, 2013
There are two types of Karachiite 1) whose mobile has been snatched once in a lifetime. 2) Mobile snatchers.
— 10th Feb | BlackDay (@Behooda_Tweets) December 19, 2013
Personality before looks. Because you won’t like it if your hot supermodel wife slaps your parent.
— Hassaan. (@HassaanFaridi) September 7, 2013
-People in karachi don’t live. They survive.
— Marium Mohiuddin (@NotMaryum) March 3, 2013
Hey guys, do try this thing called prayer rug/mat instead of “tweeting” about your problems. Plus, there is no limit on the characters.
— Shabbir Kazmi (@HaayeShabbir) October 23, 2013
I broke his walls. Then I broke him. With the rubble I built a fortress of my own.
— Sara Muz (@SaraMuzzammil) April 6, 2013
You are no one to judge someones accent & pronunciation just because you went to a badass private school and they weren’t privileged enough.
— R. (@rabiahtweets) April 16, 2013