Top Tweets By Pakistanis On Twitter

What’s the objective of making the list of top tweets by Pakistanis on Twitter? What should we achieve by using this list?

There are about 3 million Pakistanis on Twitter. We can make our tweets viral. I dont see Pakistan in any global Twitter infographic.
— Ahsan | احسن (@aey) November 9, 2013

I am collecting these tweets to give Pakistanis an opportunity. Retweet Pakistani tweets and make them viral on Twitter. We should be part of global Twitter stats and infographics. We deserve that!

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Daddy said he will definitely win the next elections if another Bhutto gets killed.. N then he looked at me.. #TERRIFIED! #PPP #Bilawal #PTI

— Baby Bhutto (@BabyBhutto) March 26, 2013

#WelcomeBackToHogwarts Potterheads right now. pic.twitter.com/WOZIAtICsm
— Sharjeel ϟ (@iAm_Shajee) August 31, 2013

Its not only India vs Pakistan today. But also Clash of Hashtags #IndvsPak VS #PakvsInd
— Shiraz Hassan (@ShirazHassan) March 18, 2012

Uncle Aitzaz says daddy is NOT going to be chained with Shaitan during Ramzan…He has immuninty! …….#pmln #ppp #pti #bhutto #pakistan
— Baby Bhutto (@BabyBhutto) July 20, 2012

This is a @Time reporter. Remarkable. RT @MikeGrunwald: I can’t wait to write a defense of the drone strike that takes out Julian Assange.
— Mosharraf Zaidi (@mosharrafzaidi) August 17, 2013

Jack Wilshere : “If I went to Spain and lived there for five years I am not going to play for Spain.” Obviously, because you’re shit.
— Omair Aslam (@OmairrAslam) October 9, 2013

168 child deaths in Pakistan due to drone strikes #DroneSummithttp://t.co/nyKuxbII
— Khalid Khan™ (@khalidkhan787) April 28, 2012

#WelcomeBackToHogwarts Here is your ticket to Hogwarts. Be there tomorrow at 11am. :’) pic.twitter.com/o46Yf06UU3
— Sharjeel ϟ (@iAm_Shajee) August 31, 2013

Got the sad news while campaigning. Our prayers and wishes for Imran Khan Sahib’s early & complete recovery.
— Maryam Nawaz Sharif (@MaryamNSharif) May 7, 2013

Oh Allah please give me a chance to spit in Altaf Hussain’s face for destroying my city…. #NoFearKhi #DisqualifyMQM #NA250
— Baby Bhutto (@BabyBhutto) May 11, 2013

Admit it @MirzaSania. That last shot by @realshoaibmalik was a tennis shot 🙂
— Ali Zafar (@AliZafarsays) December 30, 2012

PPP is Shaheed, Daddy is still the richest man in the country and I am still Alive! Thanks Qadri dude! …. #TUQ #KSE #LongMarch #RajaRental
— Baby Bhutto (@BabyBhutto) January 15, 2013

No, I’m not disappointed at all. Ppl of Pakistan have told us to work harder for next time. We need to prove we are worthy. Fair enough.
— Adeel Hashmi (@AdeelHashmi3) May 12, 2013

Over now the surprise was that I have got a special no to interact with my fans for the first time.0324 5100100
— Shahid Afridi (@SAfridiOfficial) September 7, 2013

MBBS should be known as “Mohtarrma Benazir Bhutto Shaheed” 😉 #ReplaceEverythingWithBhutto
— Faizan Lakhani (@faizanlakhani) February 21, 2013

Nobel “Peace” Prize winner, @BarackObama ‘s logic. #Syria pic.twitter.com/A6s9ANaitY
— Haider (@YahoodiSaazish) August 31, 2013

drone strikes in Pakistan have killed between 1,715 and 2,680 people in the past eight years http://t.co/RhyNbdQ8 #DroneSummit
— Khalid Khan™ (@khalidkhan787) April 28, 2012

The choking voice of Imran Khan from hospital bed should choke the political careers of those who have looted and plundered for decades.
— Saroor Ijaz (@SaroorIjaz) May 7, 2013

“What you seek is seeking you.” ― Rumi
— Ali Zafar (@AliZafarsays) September 28, 2011

*somebody calls up my landline* They: “Ghar pe ho!?” Me: Nahin, K2 sar karnay aya tha, socha phone sath leta jaun. #QuestionsIHateBeingAsked
— Ahsan Haseeb (@ahsanhaseeb) June 8, 2013

#MyProphetMohammed was the one who never met me but cried for me, he asked for my forgiveness from Allah. He is #MyProphetMohammed! PBUH
— Ahsan | احسن (@aey) September 13, 2012

Even though PTI did not win, they’ve brought a huge change in Karachi. Karachi is speaking against MQM after 28 years of silence.#TeenTalwar
— Shalom (@Baysharum) May 12, 2013

An English professor married an Urdu teacher. They had a بb after 9 months.
— Shabbir Kazmi (@HaayeShabbir) October 17, 2013

Life is Test,Islam is best,namaz is best,World is only dust,If Quran is in chest,nothing need next,Obey ALLAH first.1st success wil b next:)
— Shahid Afridi (@SAfridiOfficial) October 9, 2013

Hi friends i learned English I worked very heard now I could spake English cleared
— IRTAZA RUBAB MEERA (@TheMeeraJee) September 30, 2012

4 men with guns walked in my house. Threatened my mom. Took everything. AND told me to wear a dupatta. Robbers with morals. #onlyinpak
— Iqra Shahid (@cupcakera) January 17, 2013

#TortureIdeas 1. Don’t reply to her on Whatsapp. 2. Go active every second. 3. The ‘Last seen at’ feature should eventually kill her.
— Uzair (@UnsungAnarchist) February 27, 2013

Nawaz Sharif nominated for Nobel Peace Prize !!
— Maryam Nawaz Sharif (@MaryamNSharif) June 21, 2013

So many ppl died in Pakistan yesterday, and I don’t see any Pakistanis going mad the way they were about “I support gaza “! Hypocrite much?
— Sherry (@CherieDamour_) January 11, 2013

If you want to talk to Allah, then perform namaz. If you want Allah to talk to you, then read the Quran.
— Shahid Afridi (@SAfridiOfficial) October 5, 2013

Me: <inserts a copied tweet> People: THAT’S COPIED YOU DOUCHE! Cute girl: <inserts a copied tweet> People: This is the best. Hahahahaha.
— Draconian. (@StonedCider) August 28, 2013

40days Ya Hussain Ya Hussain 30days Ramzan Mubarak Marhaba 1 day Sarkar ki aamad Marhaba 293days Munni Badnam hui Darling t… #Pakistan
— عادل كون؟ (@aurAdil) January 13, 2014

Blue jeans, white hijab. Walked into the room and made my emaan kharaab.
— Burger Chooza (@MyDixonCider) May 18, 2013

Harry Potter & The Chamber of Victoria’s Secrets. #AddaWordRuinaMovie
— #سبينا (@ChaiCharsi) October 5, 2013

#PakistanShouldAlsoBan Amir Liaqat’s right to exist.
— Jibby (@JibbyD) July 23, 2013

How to Potty Train Your Dragon. #AddaWordRuinaMovie
— Ahsan Haseeb (@ahsanhaseeb) October 5, 2013

The awkward moment when PTI’s little supporters couldn’t get a re-election but got a retest instead. #CIE
— Shabbir Kazmi (@HaayeShabbir) June 3, 2013

“@STARFORCEHH: HIP HOP VIDEOS | Annie Khalid Ft Rishi Rich – Tujhe Yaad Kiya http://t.co/eS8tgqUJrF @Annie_Khalid” Thank you!
— Annie Khalid (@annie_khalid) October 19, 2013

Saroor Ijaz cannot be at the wrong side of history. Saroor Ijaz will cast his vote for Imran Khan in NA-122 on May 11. The Victory is Ours.
— Saroor Ijaz (@SaroorIjaz) May 9, 2013

India on Mars. pic.twitter.com/l3TnFwb9tz
— Ahsan Haseeb (@ahsanhaseeb) November 5, 2013

Chaudhry Nisar’s seats are like a hair transplant, with every recount you lose a few.
— Saroor Ijaz (@SaroorIjaz) May 16, 2013

Increasing the defence budget by 10% was a good move. Food is too mainstream anyway, people can eat missiles instead. #budget2013
— Saad Hamid (@SaadGH) June 12, 2013

Tum ne tou PPP ki tarah mere dil pe Teer chala diay! Aao ab bat ball khelain. #ElectionPickUpLines
— Ahsan | احسن (@aey) May 10, 2013

Proud of Samina Baig who became the first #pakistan woman 2 climb Mount Everest today at 7:40 am! Well done!! pic.twitter.com/gd4WFDJlrn
— Sharmeen Obaid (@sharmeenochinoy) May 19, 2013

If you have a person you can text after not talking to for a month without the slightest hint of awkwardness, hold on to them, hold on tight
— E z a z i (@Ezazi_) June 23, 2013

A non-Muslim student held an umbrella over students who were praying in the rain at Uni of California via @HibahAqsa pic.twitter.com/MS2YITRG
— FurSid (@fursid) November 10, 2012

Clifton Housewives have done to MQM what no military dictator, civilian govt, army, judiciary, opposition, media could do.
— Saroor Ijaz (@SaroorIjaz) May 18, 2013

“She raised her morals, he lowered his gaze.”
— Hira. (@HiraNazir23) August 19, 2013

#YouAreNotDesiIf this never happened to you. pic.twitter.com/eWYFLSWW
— Marah. (@Nishtaknowledge) January 29, 2013

Twitter per “Omg Fawad Khan is soo hot” kerna hai aur ghar main kisi Rasheed Parvez se shadi ki baat chal rai hoti hai. #GirlsOnTwitter
— Ahsan | احسن (@aey) June 8, 2013

Eyeliner pe halka haath behen. Larki ho ya panda?
— Iqra Shahid (@cupcakera) September 3, 2013

She: Kiss me. He: :* She: Original wali. He: :* ®
— Sarah | ساره (@KaafiSarah) October 1, 2013

Nasir Jamshed’s thanking Sajda to Allah after his century against India. #PakVsInd pic.twitter.com/Gk1CJtu8
— Ahsan | احسن (@aey) December 30, 2012

Come Make a Difference – #Rahbar October 2013 http://t.co/1DftPuajg3 Sign up now: http://t.co/qIQN6IUSY4 #TCF #Volunteer #Karachi #Pakistan
— TK (@tubakhalid) August 27, 2013

Alhamdulilah! Saudi Arabia has decided to give $15bn to #Pakistan for selling its soul! We r a Proud nation of Bhikaris! Thanks Uncle Nawaz!
— Baby Bhutto (@BabyBhutto) May 23, 2013

I have never seen such a powerful and tragic picture. 273 people died after an 8-story building collapsed #Dhaka. RIP pic.twitter.com/tpN0MYhQV0
— Shiraz Hassan (@ShirazHassan) April 26, 2013

A lion eats more than a dog – public awareness message for the people of Pakistan
— Arooj Zahra (@ArooojZahra) August 2, 2013

Pakistani Boys on twitter: ‘Weed’ ‘Alcohol’ ‘Cigarettes’ ‘I am high and shit’ Pakistani Boys in Real Life: ‘Ammi anday kitnay lanay hain?’
— Tuaha. (@iTuaha) November 27, 2013

#PakistaniThingsThatMakeYouHappy: – When Pakistan win a match. – When India lose a match. – When Pakistan and India both lose the matches.
— Ahsan Haseeb (@ahsanhaseeb) July 31, 2013

B the best , No negativity , No weakness, No acquiescence to fear or disaster, No error of ignorance and No evasion from reality.
— Atif Aslam (@itsaadee) May 8, 2011

41 Sunni Pakistanis died in Peshawar. No vigils for them in Isb, Lhr or Karachi. Are social media activists on a Sunday leave, dare I say
— Saroor Ijaz (@SaroorIjaz) September 29, 2013

Batman Forever Alone. #AddaWordRuinaMovie
— Ahsan Haseeb (@ahsanhaseeb) October 5, 2013

Friend: ‘twitter pe ho?’ Me: ‘ofcourse yaar’ Relative: ‘twitter pe ho?’ Me: ‘what? twit.. ter.. ye kya cheez hai?’
— Irtiza (@StonedCider) August 3, 2013

9 years old Pakistani girl among US drone strike victims to address Congress http://t.co/GcXcMFeqDR pic.twitter.com/DmE5NLHXxV v @RT_com
— Raza Rumi (@Razarumi) October 29, 2013

They talk about One Direction, while Taher Shah has conquered all directions.
— Ahsan | احسن (@aey) June 24, 2013

Indian Army opening fire on Sialkot check post is not a news but Chennai Express winning over hearts and minds of Pakistanis is BreakingNews
— Saroor Ijaz (@SaroorIjaz) August 11, 2013

She: Whatsapp? Me: No She: Viber Me:No She:Skype Me:No She:Bhai Karachi k lagtay ho Me: *Goes in the corner and cries*
— Nauman (@iNaumanDogar) October 3, 2013

I’m convinced that Pakistan is scriped by HBO.
— Adil Omar (@Adil_Omar) January 15, 2013

Eid Mubarak is a terrorist. pic.twitter.com/BrnNXSMYZn
— Shaheryar Mirza (@mirza9) November 5, 2013

Karachiite: Let me tell you a joke. Lahori: Okay sure. Karachiite: Electricity. Lahori: I don’t get it.. #LULZ2DAMAX
— Shalom (@Baysharum) July 18, 2013

I picked up Jamat-e-Islami flags from the road this morning.They have printed the Kalima-e-Tayabba on them. Yeh blasphemy nahi hai kiya? #JI
— Shalom (@Baysharum) May 9, 2013

Game: The last word in your name defines you. Karachi: I’m Achi. Islamabad: I’m Bad. Peshawar: I’m War. Lahore: Fuck it, I’m out.
— Asad (@NotAPaidActor) September 27, 2013

#YouAreNotDesiIf You never called “cricket” “bat ball” as a child.
— Imaan Sheikh (@SheikhImaan) January 29, 2013

Its trending worldwide. First ever Urdu trend. #میراپاکستان pic.twitter.com/GUGqpCh92q
— Ahsan | احسن (@aey) August 6, 2013

HAHAHHAHA FLAWLESS PICTURE OMG I’M DYING. #couldthisbeanymoreperfect pic.twitter.com/tX04qMLqYR
— Maryam A. (@maryamful) May 28, 2013

A great sense of humor is seduction in slow motion,
— Emm (@ErumSKhan) August 28, 2013

“@BBhuttoZardari: @Asad_Umar I have principals.” Principles*. LAKH DI LAANAT TERI OXFORD DI TALEEM TAY!
— Mango (@ManhattanMango) October 12, 2013

Expensive cars have incredibly bad taste in human beings.
— Qirat Hamed (@QiratHamed) May 24, 2013

#NowPlaying ‘Parhlou apni Zindagi bunalou’ feat. Ammi
— Shalom (@Baysharum) January 5, 2013

My memories of the celebration of the 1999 coup in Pakistan far too fresh & raw. We Pakistanis regretted that. Egyptians will regret this.
— Mosharraf Zaidi (@mosharrafzaidi) July 3, 2013

Terrorist 1: Oye, pata kr suicide blast hua k nahi? Terrorist 2: *checks phone* Last seen tou 3 ghantay pehlay ka hai. Krdia hoga #WhatsApp
— Muhammad Wajahat (@TheValhalla) October 3, 2013