Football and Twitter – still a better love-story than Twilight
Tello, I like your shooting but please keep it inside the Earth’s atmosphere.
— Moeed Yousaf (@MoeedYousuf) March 30, 2013
Mom: Kal test hay beta Me: Mama please. Kal United ka match hay -_- Mom: aik tau yeh United nay jaan kha maari hay :’)
— Haroon (@M_haroon11) April 13, 2013
Dou cheezoun se darna chaye. 1- Allah se 2- Paul Scholes ke screamer se
— Akram Ten (@Gullessi) August 21, 2013
Levante ne apni Niazi Express khari ki hui hai peechay, hum kiya karay?
— Barça Urdu (@UrduBarca) January 19, 2014