14 Totkay from Twitter’s Zubeda Aapa That Will Make Your Day Better
First things first, this post is in no way meant to offend Zubeda Aapa. We at Twittistaan acknowledge the fact that she is a national treasure whose wisdom has benefited all of us in our lives. That being said, everyone knows that she has been the butt of many jokes due to her famous totkas.
This Twitter account is a parody of our beloved Zubeda Aapa and does a great job at making people laugh. The account doesn’t just tweet weird totkas but also awesome comebacks at random tweets or the news which are all the funnier if you imagine Zubeda Aapa saying them
This tweet had me in stitches. A reminder for all of us to be humble.
Beta, us larki ne bhi tweet karke kisi Marathi actor se milaya hai aap ko https://t.co/VFKqjvJ6pD
— Zubeda Aapa (@AapaZubeda) October 11, 2017
Of course, she still tweets some amazing advice. This one is for all the aspiring actors out there.
Agar aap Tv band kar k poora din us ke samnay kharay hojayein tou aap poora din tv pe ayengay
— Zubeda Aapa (@AapaZubeda) July 4, 2014
When Malala announced she would be going to Oxford, Zubeda apa had her mind on her own interests. Smart woman.
Beta meray liye Oxford ki Canteen ka theka pakar lo https://t.co/oubBI0nEVu
— Zubeda Aapa (@AapaZubeda) August 17, 2017
One word; SAVAGE.
Faisal Kapadia aur Bilal Maqsood (Strings) aik baar phir PEPSI se paisay lay kar Coke Studio ko tabah kar rahay hain
— Zubeda Aapa (@AapaZubeda) August 12, 2017
Well, Zubeda apa isn’t subtle about where her political support lies.
Beta, IK ne tou aaj taqreer ki hi nahi https://t.co/Z3GvX40vnF
— Zubeda Aapa (@AapaZubeda) August 9, 2017
Zubeda Aapa has clearly had enough of your shit.
Us kaminay ki har saal call mil jati hai jo Ramzan show mai call kar ke aik hi sawal karta hai “Rozay mai injection lagwana theek hai?”
— Zubeda Aapa (@AapaZubeda) June 2, 2017
Here is an example of Zubeda Aapa showing us an example of optimism and looking at the glass as half full.
Mai Karachi Electric ka shukriya ada karti houn ke awam ke kapray sukhanay ke liye jaga jaga taar lagaye hoye hain
— Zubeda Aapa (@AapaZubeda) May 29, 2017
Here is a really great tip on how to get rid of pests in your house!
Agar aap ke ghar Cockroach aye tou aap bhi us ke ghar jayein takay un ko pata chalay kisi ke ghar is tarah jana kitna ghalat hai
— Zubeda Aapa (@AapaZubeda) October 27, 2015
An unorthodox way to end harassment but hey, I’ll take it!
Har Burqa pehni hui aurat pe line nahi mara karo us ke andar Abdul Aziz bhi hosakta hai
— Zubeda Aapa (@AapaZubeda) December 20, 2014
Well, that’s one way to get over your nicotine dependency.
Jo log cigarette peena nahi chhor saktay wo HEROINE peena shuru karein, cigarette chuth jayegi..
— Zubeda Aapa (@AapaZubeda) July 7, 2014
This is for all the people who want a doggo in their lives but their parents say no.
Agar haath pe mozay pehen kar haath milaya jaye tou yun lagta hai German shepard shake hand kar raha hai
— Zubeda Aapa (@AapaZubeda) June 25, 2014
Zubeda Aapa encouraging everyone to question everything!
Agar aap ko raat mai neend nahi ati tou us pe shak karein ke wo jati kahan hai
— Zubeda Aapa (@AapaZubeda) July 21, 2014
She just might be on to something. Zubeda Aapa figured out the reason behind the 2016 fog!
Lahore mai FOG dekh kar mai samjhi saray Lahore aik saath mil kar cigarette pee rahay hain
— Zubeda Aapa (@AapaZubeda) January 6, 2015
A little serious but amazing life advice by Zubeda Aapa that will get you places in life.
Never let anyone tell you that you can’t do something, especially when you already know you can’t.
— Zubeda Aapa (@AapaZubeda) December 8, 2016
What is your favorite Zubeda Apa totka? Let us know in the comments!