Shabbir Kazmi is a software engineer from Karachi. You will love his humorous tweets.
@Twittistaan: Who is your most favorite Twitterati?
@HaayeShabbir: Ye sawaal tou agar mujh sai koi sotay huay bhi poochayga tou mai nai thora sa sharmana hai, aur apni Haseebo ka naam lai laina hai. Matlab kai Ahsan Haseeb. Iski tweets pehlay RT karta hoon, phir parhta hoon; he’s that good!
@Twittistaan: Who are the last 5 people you followed on Twitter?
@HaayeShabbir: Ye jawaab naee dai sakta mai warna loag kahein gai kai sirf bachiyon ko follow karta hoon. (Iss sawal ka jawab daitay hee mai nai 2, 3 laundon ko follow karliya hai kyun kai aap nai fauran check karna tha, mujhay pata hai!)
@Twittistaan: Your all time favorite tweet? (can be your own or someone else’s)
@HaayeShabbir: Ye meri apni hee hai, zyaada funny naee hai, leken mujhay pasand hai.
An English professor married an Urdu teacher. They had a بb after 9 months.
— Shabbir Kazmi (@HaayeShabbir) October 17, 2013
@Twittistaan: What is the last Trend you took part in?
@HaayeShabbir: Wo jo abhi shaadi waala hua tha ek. #KaunSuhagraatManayega.
@Twittistaan: Have you ever loved someone you met on Twitter?
@HaayeShabbir: Nopes. (Ek khatoon isko dekh kar thora bura manengi, leken khair hai. :p)
@Twittistaan: Name one Twitteratti you think he/she is fake?
@HaayeShabbir: Let’s skip this question. (I think Sunny Leone’s two twitterattis are fake.)
@Twittistaan: Funniest Twitteratti?
@HaayeShabbir: Naming one person here would be very unfair. I think kaafi loag hain jo actually funny tweets kartay hain, aur jin ko parh kar achanak sai hansi ajati hai.
@Twittistaan: Most boring Twitteratti?
@HaayeShabbir: Dukhti ragg par na charho yaar. Kaafi loag hain jo ab bore kartay hain. Khaas taur par wo larkiyaan jin ka koi Twitter account dekh lai tou usko depression hojaye. Matlab kai kya hee mushkilain Nelson Mandela nai uthayi hoangi, jo inn bichariyon par roz guzarti hai.
@Twittistaan: Name the twitteratti who is on your TL but you don’t like his/her tweets?
@HaayeShabbir: He is @HaayeShabbir. Ye banda meri TL par hota hai, aur kambhakhat meri tweets churata hai. Unfollow button bhi zaleel nai ghayab kardiya hua hai profile sai.
@Twittistaan: You follow people because of their tweets, bio, profile pic or people who follow them?
@HaayeShabbir: I don’t follow people first (bas ainween hai ye sulemani keerra mujh mai), leken agar koi aisa follow karta hai jisay I have seen being retweeted on my TL often, AND I find those tweets funny tou mai followback karlaita hoon. Aur wo loag jo bachi ki profile picture dekh kar follow kartay hain, unn kai liye Firdaus Ashiq Awan ki ek baat yaad agayi: “Sarrak aur tharak kaheen bhi lai jaati hai. Soch lo.”
@Twittistaan: Should anyone ask for a followback?
@HaayeShabbir: Harghiz naeee. Agar aap followback maangnay kai liye zameen par lotnay lagtay hain, tou mai automatically assume karlaita hoon kai aap bachpan mai wohi bachay hoangai jo auron kai ghar ja kar wapsi mai khilonay jaib mai chupa kar lai aatay thay.
@Twittistaan: If someone abuses you on Twitter, what do you do?
@HaayeShabbir: I keep on ignoring, then there is a block button.
I do nothing actually. Din mai koi 10 banda mentions mai gaaliaan dai raha hota hai (especially PTI walay bhai). Ab agar aap bhi unko gaalian dainay beth gaye tou farq kya reh gaya. Iss liye I think ignoring them is the best way to handle this.
Your words for Twittistaan?
@HaayeShabbir: <politicalbayaan> I am not saying this because a good friend is running Twittistaan, but it’s a very good intitiative. I do visit the site, and read the blogs it has to offer. Ummeed karta hoon kai aanay walay waqton mai ye mazeed taraqqi karay, aur kamyaabi iss kai kadam choomay. (wow?) </politicalbayaan> Chah gaya hai Ahsnayyyy, chal ab pappi de warna zabardasti lai loonga!
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