Entertaining Twitteratis List

by September 3, 2013 1 comment

Twitter is full of political bashing, depressed confessions and blue-lined conversations containing 102 tweets. But there are few tweeples whose tweets are way beyond these. Twittistaan identified some “Entertaining Twitteratis” and compiled some interesting facts about them along-with their Engagement Score.
A user’s Engagement Score is a combination of followers, mentions, retweets, tweets frequency and RTs of others. 

The list will be updated periodically.
Enjoy! 

@mahobili

  • 128 tweets per day
  • Hashtag most used in last 3 months: #ashes
  • Engagement Score: 3.7

Popular Tweet:

I wish he was condomed. Aj hota he na RT @MeeraJeee I condom altaf hussain
— Babbar Sherni (@mahobili) May 19, 2013

@SaroorIjaz

  • 45 tweets per day
  • Hashtag most used in last 3 months: #WorstRomanticLines
  • Engagement Score: 2.2 

Popular Tweet:

Chaudhry Nisar’s seats are like a hair transplant, with every recount you lose a few.
— Saroor Ijaz (@SaroorIjaz) May 16, 2013

@JibbyD

  • 45 tweets per day
  • Hashtag most used in last 3 months: #SaySomethingYouDontMean
  • Engagement Score: 2.2  

Popular Tweet:

#PakistanShouldAlsoBan Amir Liaqat’s right to exist.
— Jibby (@JibbyD) July 23, 2013

@BabyBhutto

  • 1.6 tweets per day
  • Hashtag most used in last 3 months: #Pakistan
  • Engagement Score: 2

Popular Tweet:

Daddy said he will definitely win the next elections if another Bhutto gets killed.. N then he looked at me.. #TERRIFIED! #PPP #Bilawal #PTI
— Baby Bhutto (@BabyBhutto) March 26, 2013

    @SheikhImaan

    • 40 tweets per day
    • Hashtag most used in last 3 months: #Pakistan
    • Engagement Score: 1.9

    Popular Tweet:

    “Journo, journo” “Yes mama?” #Journalism #LOL pic.twitter.com/MAe17kBGMc
    — Imaan Sheikh (@SheikhImaan) February 26, 2013

    @dufferistan

    • 18 tweets per day 
    • Hashtag most used in last 3 months:
    • Engagement Score: 1.7

    Popular Tweet:

    ڈالر کی کیا اوقات ہے، اس سے مہنگا تو ہمارا ٹماٹر ہے
    — DυFFεR – ڈ فــر (@dufferistan) July 15, 2013

    @JazbatiJhaaru

    • 36 tweets per day
    • Hashtag most used in last 3 months:
    • Engagement Score: 1.7 

    Popular Tweet:

      We hold the World record for the biggest flag, and also for the biggest fag – Amir Liaqat #میراپاکستان
      — Jhaaru Avenger (@JazbatiJhaaru) August 6, 2013

      @Acetylcholine_

      • 17 tweets per day
      • Hashtag most used in last 3 months: #MuslimMovies
      • Engagement Score: 1.6

      Popular Tweet:

        Currently witnessing an argument b/w my Khala and her PTI-supporting son. Khala: “Main teri lataan pann deniyaan ne je tu onna nu vote paya”
        — Nida (@Acetylcholine_) May 3, 2013

        @TheChameleon84

        •  184 tweets per day
        • Hashtag most used in last 3 months: #np
        • Engagement Score: 1.5

        Popular Tweet:

          Blocked. #TweetLikeFaisalQureshi
          — Napaak Iraday (@TheChameleon84) August 17, 2013

          @ahsanhaseeb

          • 42 tweets per day
          • Hashtag most used in last 3 months: #nowplaying
          • Engagement Score: 1.4

          Popular Tweet:

            #PakistaniThingsThatMakeYouHappy: – When Pakistan win a match. – When India lose a match. – When Pakistan and India both lose the matches.
            — Ahsan Haseeb (@ahsanhaseeb) July 31, 2013

            @mahnoorsheikh

            • 7 tweets per day
            •  Hashtag most used in last 3 months: #LastTweet
            • Engagement Score: 1.4

            Popular Tweet:

              #WhenIWas15 Meera was 24 and now when I am 18 she is 20.
              — MahnoorSh (@mahnoorsheikh) July 27, 2013

              @KeyboardJihadi

              •  45 tweets per day
              • Hashtag most used in last 3 months: #PakvWI
              • Engagement Score: 1.2

              Popular Tweet:

                MQM should look for murderers instead of shutting Karachi down. Only thing coming from it are frustrated & hungry daily wage earners.
                — Asad (@KeyboardJihadi) June 21, 2013

                @HaayeShabbir

                •  35 tweets per day
                • Hashtag most used in last 3 months: #EncryptedUrduGaaliyan
                • Engagement Score: 1.1

                Popular Tweet:

                Bubble Your Name sai dunya bhar kai naam niklay siwaey apnay naam kai. #BachpanKiYaadain
                — Shabbir Kazmi (@HaayeShabbir) July 4, 2013

                @BawliSi

                • 56 tweets per day
                • Hashtag most used in last 3 months: #ShaadiKayBaad
                • Engagement Score: 1.1

                Popular Tweet:

                No more ‘ANKH TO ANKH’ song warna apki MAA KI ANKH. #EyeToEye #Kthanksbye
                — The Rickshaw Driver. (@BawliSi) June 26, 2013

                @UjaHashmi

                •  19 tweets per day
                • Hashtag most used in last 3 months: #ff
                • Engagement Score: 1.1

                Popular Tweet:

                A moment of silence for all those guys who told their girlfriends they were asleep but the ‘Last Seen’ on whatsapp gave them away.
                — Nemo (@UjaHashmi) June 30, 2013

                  @Baysharum

                  • 15 tweets per day
                  • Hashtag most used in last 3 months: #Karachi
                  • Engagement Score: 1

                  Popular Tweet:

                  Karachiite: Let me tell you a joke. Lahori: Okay sure. Karachiite: Electricity. Lahori: I don’t get it.. #LULZ2DAMAX
                  — Shalom (@Baysharum) July 18, 2013

                  @ManhattanMango

                  • 115 tweets per day
                  • Hashtag most used in last 3 months: #PreviousRT
                  • Engagement Score: 0.8

                  Popular Tweet:

                  Drag Me To Hell #TranslateMoviesInUrdu Mujhe Sialkot Le Jao
                  — Mango (@ManhattanMango) November 26, 2012

                  @Miandaddy

                  • 19 tweets per day
                  • Hashtag most used in last 3 months: #lulz
                  • Engagement Score: 0.4
                  Popular Tweet:

                  If Miandaddy had Imran Farhat, Ravi Shastri and Suresh Raina in front of him but only had two bullets. Miandaddy will shoot Farhat twice.
                  — Jhaali Syrian Expert (@Miandaddy) June 10, 2013

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                    1. Furree Katt
                      #1 Furree Katt 3 September, 2013, 10:06

                      Great list! Hamza’s tweet was too funny!

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