Interesting Pakistani Twitter Bios

by December 2, 2013 0 comments

@FizPlis
Twitter deleted my bio for being too lame.

@SyraAijaz
That Asma who asks all of you for 20 rupees ka balance to save her Life. ALLAH KI KASAM WAPIS KARDUNGI.

@Faraibi
Ye daur e jahiliyat ka woh seyah baab hein jin sey tareeki bhi panah mangay. Shatir nigahain, maknateesi batein, mazboot dayan bazoo kabil e zikr khasosiat hein

@kazmageddon
your average daal chawal eating, fire-breathing, acid-spitting, music-loving, daytripping, cockroach killing, super villain… with a twist


@BQKhud
‏‏‏‏‏‏‏آزاد مگر قید، شاعر مگر بے وزن، بلبل مگر خاموش، مسلمان مگر منافق


@HiraNazir23
Hopefully a doctor but with a very neat handwriting.

@mahnoor
Kharay honay ki jaga do, baithnay ki mai khud bana lu gi.


@Jafar_Hussein
خاص بندے کی عام باتیں | دل جلوں کے لیے مرہم

@QiratHamed
A Dorian Gray, whose heterodoxies do not surface on her character. An incoherent absurdist with an in-erudite swagger. Jumped from the wrong train, pretty much.

@iFarahAnwar
This is just a temporary bio.

@sk_mughal
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(It says “just a simple guy)

@noreenqayam
فوریور ھنگری
@doodhpati
I am too jahil for this fancy world. angrezi meri kamzoor hai.

@SohailAnwer
Hazrat Karachi k Bashinday hen. Aaj se koi paao sadi pehle paida hue. Dunya ko badalne ki kasm khai hai.| Ab Follow karlo, Baqi batein bad mein

@EminemKiBiwi
Bio mai kya rakha hai jab follow avi dekh k hi karna hai?

Munni badnam hai, Sheela jawan hai, Bubbly badmash hai, Channo fahaash hai.. Kabachi ko ek sharif larki ki talaash hai!

@JabberJaayy
Wasting minute after minute, typing absolute nonsense, sending it into cyberspace for people to read, who don’t give a crap about it. That’s pretty much all.


@_sierra_mike
I wait for them to make mistakes! That’s what I do. Creative but chaotic

@rabiahtweets
I’m a peaceful little riot.
 
@JibbyD
In the event of a zombie apocalypse, i’ll probably eat your children, cousins, and parents, all while your wife complains about the disconnection of cable TV

@MooratG
A Crazy Bus with an Auto rickshaw Engine with Red Bull Wings. In short complicated but the craziest.

@RSiddiqua
I neither like facebook nor to face book!

@aurAdil
Meray dost, pyaar wayaar kuch nhe hota, sab tumhara weham hai, aur iss weham ka naam he pyaar hai.

@ifrahumayun
I try to be funny sometimes so you all can just pretend to laugh.

@fursid
Time’s 2006 Person of the Year


@nim_RAmxan
Allah ka diya sub kuch hai bus achi bio ka intazaar hai

@AwkwardMuslim
You’re welcome to steal tweets, but I get to have some of your good deeds in return, Deal?

@EverydayAlishba
one of your followers retweeted me, you peeped my avi, now you’re reading my bio. go ahead and follow me :)


@Shumyl
I was looking for drugs and accidentally found this website.

@aleezarauf
Yeh jaan ke bhi tum kya jan logay?

@furq9
Maaf Karo Baba.


@Myrajunejo
DEEEKHTA KYA HAI? peecha kar peecha.

@ThandMahool
Bio gayi teal lenay.


@_faray
Curiosity didn’t kill the cat, i did.

@lahorihousewife
I’m just a girl, standing in front of the choola, making chapatis. Also, I block random people.


@BawliSi
Paindu tareen desi houn. Khana khaana is my owwnly laowve. My dream ride ‘Rickshaw’.Fotographer. Meri maa ko bhi meri shakal nahi pasand. Fittay moun.
@HaayeShabbir
Pepsi 65 ki aap kai bhai nai ki thee. Kutton ko bahar mai nai nikaala. Murghi nai meri wajah sai sarrak paar ki. Aur mazeed aap ka bhai kya karay?

Don’t forget to tell us your favorite Twitter bio in comments below. – compiled by @aey

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