Twitter deleted my bio for being too lame.
That Asma who asks all of you for 20 rupees ka balance to save her Life. ALLAH KI KASAM WAPIS KARDUNGI.
Ye daur e jahiliyat ka woh seyah baab hein jin sey tareeki bhi panah mangay. Shatir nigahain, maknateesi batein, mazboot dayan bazoo kabil e zikr khasosiat hein
your average daal chawal eating, fire-breathing, acid-spitting, music-loving, daytripping, cockroach killing, super villain… with a twist
آزاد مگر قید، شاعر مگر بے وزن، بلبل مگر خاموش، مسلمان مگر منافق
خاص بندے کی عام باتیں | دل جلوں کے لیے مرہم
A Dorian Gray, whose heterodoxies do not surface on her character. An incoherent absurdist with an in-erudite swagger. Jumped from the wrong train, pretty much.
This is just a temporary bio.
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(It says “just a simple guy)
I am too jahil for this fancy world. angrezi meri kamzoor hai.
Hazrat Karachi k Bashinday hen. Aaj se koi paao sadi pehle paida hue. Dunya ko badalne ki kasm khai hai.| Ab Follow karlo, Baqi batein bad mein
Bio mai kya rakha hai jab follow avi dekh k hi karna hai?
Wasting minute after minute, typing absolute nonsense, sending it into cyberspace for people to read, who don’t give a crap about it. That’s pretty much all.
I wait for them to make mistakes! That’s what I do. Creative but chaotic
I’m a peaceful little riot.
In the event of a zombie apocalypse, i’ll probably eat your children, cousins, and parents, all while your wife complains about the disconnection of cable TV
A Crazy Bus with an Auto rickshaw Engine with Red Bull Wings. In short complicated but the craziest.
I neither like facebook nor to face book!
Meray dost, pyaar wayaar kuch nhe hota, sab tumhara weham hai, aur iss weham ka naam he pyaar hai.
I try to be funny sometimes so you all can just pretend to laugh.
Time’s 2006 Person of the Year
Allah ka diya sub kuch hai bus achi bio ka intazaar hai
You’re welcome to steal tweets, but I get to have some of your good deeds in return, Deal?
one of your followers retweeted me, you peeped my avi, now you’re reading my bio. go ahead and follow me
I was looking for drugs and accidentally found this website.
Curiosity didn’t kill the cat, i did.
I’m just a girl, standing in front of the choola, making chapatis. Also, I block random people.
Paindu tareen desi houn. Khana khaana is my owwnly laowve. My dream ride ‘Rickshaw’.Fotographer. Meri maa ko bhi meri shakal nahi pasand. Fittay moun.
Pepsi 65 ki aap kai bhai nai ki thee. Kutton ko bahar mai nai nikaala. Murghi nai meri wajah sai sarrak paar ki. Aur mazeed aap ka bhai kya karay?
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